Description

Get ready to flex your sense of humor along with your muscles. This tee is perfect for the person who hits the gym (or the pavement, or the home workout space) not just to get strong — but to stay sane. Because sometimes the real workout is keeping your cool.

Made from soft, breathable fabric with a comfortable crew neckline and a relaxed unisex fit, this shirt is ideal for lifting, cardio, squats, errands, or just lounging. The bold, witty slogan — “I exercise so I don’t choke people” — makes it clear: you’ve found your release, be it in deadlifts or dumbbell curls, not in stress-yelling.

Whether you’re a gym warrior, a fitness newbie, or someone who just needs a tee that says “I’m working on it” with a wink, this shirt has you covered. Machine-washable, durable print, available in multiple sizes and great as a gift for that friend who’s always the first to crack a joke even when they’re seeing red.

Why you’ll love it:

Hilarious, relatable slogan for anyone who knows exercise is more than a routine—it’s therapy.

Comfortable all-day wear: workouts, errands, casual hangs.

Makes a fantastic conversation starter and a perfect lighthearted gift for your gym-buddies, co-workers, or fellow stress-survivors.

Stylish enough to pair with your favourite shorts after training, or under a hoodie on rest days.

Reminder that working out isn’t just for muscles—it’s for sanity too.

Don’t just train your body—train your attitude. Grab this tee, get moving, and let the print say the rest.

Let fashion take over your wardrobe with this great statement piece. The trendy raw hem and matching drawstrings means that this hoodie is bound to become a true favorite.

• 52% airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% poly fleece
• Fabric weight: 6.5 oz/yd² (220.39 g/m²)
• Dyed-to-match drawstrings
• Dropped shoulder cut
• Cropped body with a raw hem
• Blank product sourced from Mexico, Nicaragua or the United States

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. ensures that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact us at alex.oak@company.com or write to us 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country.